Hey you! Yeah, you! You like pizza? Interesting. What's your favorite topping? Really? Ok... Not my business what you like, but I got something which pairs with people with such unusual tastes like yourself. Don't let the name fool you, Three And A Half Stars by the wicked linecook C.S. Hunter is five stars (six if I could) of middle-grade horror for the hungriest of readers. Don't believe me? We barely know each other but, ok... Well, here's some people who agree with me:
"OMG I LOVE THIS BOOK. it's as if "The Menu" and "goosebumps" had a baby. I ate up every last word."
- Julie Hutchings
"...with a dash of Black Mirror, Terrorbytes brings the feeling of Goosebumps into the modern age with stories to thrill, terrify, and delight a new generation"
- Jon Cohn Author of the Horror Book Brawl final 64 title, Slashtag
"Three And A Half Stars is deliciously dark and a great starts to Terrorbytes, which promises to be an amazingly readable series for younger readers!"
- Mark Tullius, creator of Try Not To Die
That's right, add up those stars and that's at least 15 stars. Yeesh, that's a lot of stars. Way more than Three And A Half. You want to know what happens to people who rate hard-working creatives less than they're due? Bad things, kid. Bad. Things. You're curious? You're sick, but I respect that. I suppose I can't stop you from checking out Three And A Half Stars, the first book of many creeping into your home of the TerrorBytes series. Out now in print and e-book formats, from the completely not evil website Amazon.com. We love amazon and how not evil they are so much. It's probably my favorite part of amazon.com.